do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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