And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Success! We fucked roommates!
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