does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Randomize
