i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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