Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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