What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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