who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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