Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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