Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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