Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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