Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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