ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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