sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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