hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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