She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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