I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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