we're chasing vodka with high fives
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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