i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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