grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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