On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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