Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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