Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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