Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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