But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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