Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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