I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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