He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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