ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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