I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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