I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my sisters under your porch take her home
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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