so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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