vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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