walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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