Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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