Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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