it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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