I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
