all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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