You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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