it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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