On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He has the fingertips of a God
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