There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
