Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
