i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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