How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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