i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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