One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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