Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
