11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This is not my ceiling
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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