Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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