Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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